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missjraffe:

infinite-macro-kozmik:

World’s largest quartz crystal

amazing. it looks just like an elderly man

missjraffe:

infinite-macro-kozmik:

World’s largest quartz crystal

amazing. it looks just like an elderly man

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— 10 hours ago with 115021 notes
naative:

Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you

naative:

Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you

(via gordoananke)

— 10 hours ago with 277813 notes

actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

(Source: punkgirltrainer, via gordoananke)

— 10 hours ago with 211817 notes
Have you ever had *whispers* unprotected sex?

sashaforthewin:

fishingboatproceeds:

Four different people asked this.

Guys.

I HAVE A CHILD.

I laughed at this

then I notice it was John Green

then I laughed harder

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— 10 hours ago with 185543 notes

francescacapone:

manamana6672:

missespeon:

outofcontextarthur:

can we talk about how this fucking pbs show aimed at little kids easily talked about how anxiety is stressful but normal

Ok no but can we talk about this entire episode? 

It was called April 9th, and it was actually a response to the 9/11 attacks. It didn’t talk about the attacks themselves, but rather focused on teaching kids to deal with the all of the emotions that they might be feeling as a result. They set up a situation that might evoke similar emotions in children: a massive fire at the school.

Arthur’s dad was in the fire, so (as you can see above), Arthur is constantly worried about his dad’s safety.

Sue Ellen is grieving because her journal, which contained a huge amount of precious memories, was destroyed in the fire. Muffy is confused why she can’t just cheer Sue Ellen up by giving her a new journal.

Buster wasn’t at school that day, and feels confused and guilty that he isn’t sad about the fire like the other kids. He then befriends the school janitor, who has to retire due to an injury that, at his age, is pretty serious.

Binky actually saw the flames, and is constantly traumatized by the event. He doesn’t tell anyone because he feels like he would lose his tough-guy reputation if he admitted that he was scared.

The episode teaches kids that all of these emotions are perfectly normal and natural, that there’s not one right way to feel, and that even if it takes a while, things are going to be okay.

The thing that makes this show so great, in my opinion, is that it knows that kids are intellegent and strong enough to deal with these things if you present them in the right way. It doesn’t hide them, it doesn’t sugar coat them, it just presents them in a way that children can understand and shows them how to deal with them.

JFC this show tho.

(via gordoananke)

— 10 hours ago with 80967 notes

fantastic-pizza:

foxyplaydate:

cheekily:

christmastree-cake:

seashellies:

purrityring:

momofficial:

SNAILS EAT WORMS

why yes they do

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and it’s fucking terrifying

I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.

I had a snail phase at one point

Ñ̷̡̰͖͖́́́O̸͓̻̝̙͋́̀͂O̶̠̫͍̩̓͊̔̋T̶̳̱͖̞̾̈̀̋ ̵̛̗̗͍̩̀̈́̔N̴̢̙̟͚̍͋͋̕O̸̡̳̤͖͒͒̀͂O̴̙͙̤͓̒̐̌̊T̷̹̙͎͖̆͗͗̿

WHAT

WHAT THE FUCK

(via gordoananke)

— 10 hours ago with 64074 notes

boredmanda:

whenever a friend tells you they wanna have a skype call

image

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— 10 hours ago with 16020 notes
confluentia-hardcore:

Pay your taxes or be sent to the Shadow Realm

confluentia-hardcore:

Pay your taxes or be sent to the Shadow Realm

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— 10 hours ago with 124144 notes
snapchatting:

ssia:

missveryvery:

ssia:

fr0ttagecheese:

greenassin:

ota-con:

theladylillibet:

snapchatting:

in 11th grade art we had to make mythical creatures with clay but i didn’t want to do that so i made a log and added a little worm friend on top of it but my teacher got mad and said i had to make it mythical so i added a horn to it and made it a uniworm

this is why art classes in schools suck. That is a bloody amazing log. look at the texture, the colour. The worm is incredible and the teacher is unhappy because it was supposed to be mythical? Who the fuck cares? will the teacher have their pay docked if a student makes a logworm instead of a basilisk???

This furthers the argument that school is about following instructions, not learning. That really is a great sculpture, by the way.

It’s a nice sculpture. The log is nice. I wouldn’t call the worm incredible. Incredibly simple maybe.
But I don’t get why people are so pissy that a teacher got upset that one of their students didn’t so the assignment because they “didn’t feel like it”. Assignments are given with the expectation that they will be completed as asked. Being a dick to your instructor because you didn’t like the assignment is unnecessary and makes their job harder.
The assignment is very open-ended. There’s a million different things that could be done under the mythological umbrella to correctly complete a task like that. The assignment was probably meant to test a student’s creativity and see how well they could create something complex, as mythological creatures tend to be fairly involved things. Sticking a horn on a worm is a dick move.
Assignments are given for a reason and “didn’t want to” or “who cares” aren’t valid excuses not to do them. You might not want to do it, but that’s life. Stop being assholes to teachers.

art class isn’t about “oh let me show off and do whatever I want, forget the teacher’s instructions” it is about developing your skills and seeing what you can do. what if the kid just made a log and a worm for every assignment because they wanted to. what is being learned?

Yessss

Yeah, where’s the poor art teacher’s post of the exact same thing going “I told them to make a mythical creature and this is what one little shit turned in. I’m going to go drink in my bathtub. Do you know how much those materials cost.”

Art materials are not cheap and I want all these things and cannot have them so please do the darn project right the first time. Basically

i’m going to bed

snapchatting:

ssia:

missveryvery:

ssia:

fr0ttagecheese:

greenassin:

ota-con:

theladylillibet:

snapchatting:

in 11th grade art we had to make mythical creatures with clay but i didn’t want to do that so i made a log and added a little worm friend on top of it but my teacher got mad and said i had to make it mythical so i added a horn to it and made it a uniworm

this is why art classes in schools suck. That is a bloody amazing log. look at the texture, the colour. The worm is incredible and the teacher is unhappy because it was supposed to be mythical? Who the fuck cares? will the teacher have their pay docked if a student makes a logworm instead of a basilisk???

This furthers the argument that school is about following instructions, not learning. That really is a great sculpture, by the way.

It’s a nice sculpture. The log is nice. I wouldn’t call the worm incredible. Incredibly simple maybe.

But I don’t get why people are so pissy that a teacher got upset that one of their students didn’t so the assignment because they “didn’t feel like it”. Assignments are given with the expectation that they will be completed as asked. Being a dick to your instructor because you didn’t like the assignment is unnecessary and makes their job harder.

The assignment is very open-ended. There’s a million different things that could be done under the mythological umbrella to correctly complete a task like that. The assignment was probably meant to test a student’s creativity and see how well they could create something complex, as mythological creatures tend to be fairly involved things. Sticking a horn on a worm is a dick move.

Assignments are given for a reason and “didn’t want to” or “who cares” aren’t valid excuses not to do them. You might not want to do it, but that’s life. Stop being assholes to teachers.

art class isn’t about “oh let me show off and do whatever I want, forget the teacher’s instructions” it is about developing your skills and seeing what you can do. what if the kid just made a log and a worm for every assignment because they wanted to. what is being learned?

Yessss

Yeah, where’s the poor art teacher’s post of the exact same thing going “I told them to make a mythical creature and this is what one little shit turned in. I’m going to go drink in my bathtub. Do you know how much those materials cost.”

Art materials are not cheap and I want all these things and cannot have them so please do the darn project right the first time. Basically

i’m going to bed

(via gordoananke)

— 10 hours ago with 74481 notes